Italian Man Jailed for Being Too Good at $ex

An Italian man named Romeo has been given a six month jail sentence after at least 12 angry neighbours complained to a judge that his noisy lovemaking kept them awake at night.

MirrorUk reports that according to 42 year old Romeo Artemio Lori's neighbours, Romeo ‘terrorised’ them with his sex sessions which go on for more than an hour. They eventually got so sick of Romeo's girlfriend's loud moaning, asked the Latin lovers to tone down their lovemaking sessions but their repeated requests were ignored.

During the hearing, Romeo claimed he was being punished for "being too good at $ex". But the judge said he found the neighbour's demands "reasonable" and sentenced Romeo to spend time alone in prison for six months.